Catch a ~groovy~ vibe with this retro-inspired ringer tee featuring the Sorry Ghost logo. Nothing says you're totally tubular quite like wearing Sorry Ghost merch in public. Radical!
$30.00
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Keep it business in the front and party in the back with the new Sorry Ghost hoodie. Featuring the effortlessly cool leggy ghost on the front and the bold groovy font on the back, you'll be set for whatever life throws at you.
$50.00
Feeling fancy? Take our new ~embroidered~ shirt design out for your next evening on the town, business luncheon, or exquisite gala. You'll surely be the belle of the ball.
Note: The stabilizer on the back of the embroidery should dissolve after 1-2 washes in hot water, but can also be cut off manually as long as you avoid cutting the threads of the embroidery.
$30.00
Come grab a bite and some tasty tunes at the Sorry Ghost Diner™.
Note: "Sorry Ghost Diner" design is on the back of the shirt. Front features a small "Sorry Ghost" logo.
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Feeling fancy? Take our new ~embroidered~ shirt design out for your next evening on the town, business luncheon, or exquisite gala. You'll surely be the belle of the ball.
Note: The stabilizer on the back of the embroidery should dissolve after 1-2 washes in hot water, but can also be cut off manually as long as you avoid cutting the black strings of the embroidery.
$25.00
Iconic yet simple, this design lets you say, "I'm a loud and proud Sorry Ghost fan, but I may need to stop at the bank today."
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For the SoGo fan on the run, the Sorry Ghost tote bag helps you keep all the essentials in one place. From overdue library books to underdone steaks, this bad boy can carry them all.
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Whether it's a gift to someone who needs it, or a dazzling display of self-awareness, the "Sorry I Ghosted You" hat offers an often long-overdue apology. Currently available in pink only (Black sold out)
Note: If you'd like us to send this hat to someone on your behalf, feel free to leave a note in the "order details" option and we'll make sure your apology makes it to the right hands/head.
$20.00
Couldn't make it to one of the stops on our latest tour? Worry no longer, your friends will never know you weren't even there once you hang this 2025 SoGo Tour poster on your wall! Our bespoke autographs on each poster will help indulge the lie that you are, in fact, a trendsetter who certainly made it to the iconic 2025 SoGo tour.
$10.00
Enjoy your very own, one-of-a-kind polaroid featuring the SoGo boys (SoGoBos, if you will). They'll even deface it with their signatures if you'd like, bringing the value down even further than previously thought possible.
$5.00
Handmade by Matthew himself, each one of these buttons is a labor of love. Wear them with pride knowing Matthew probably watched about 17 consecutive episodes of Bob's Burgers will making each individual button with care.
Note: Each order comes with two buttons, feel free to specific in the "order details" which buttons you'd like! Otherwise we'll use our best judgment, which we cannot endorse.
Also, if you're an international fan, the shipping on just these can be killer. So if you order something else, don't order the buttons as well, or else it will double your shipping. Just make a note in the order request that you'd like some buttons, and I'll toss in a couple!
$1.00
A custom drawing by Matthew himself! If you have a request for your doodle, include it in your order and he'll try his best to bring it to life. We can't promise it'll be good, but it will be made with love.
$10.00